Product Features: - Spacious kangaroo pocket — for keeping your hands warm or hiding snacks like a feral marsupial. - Adjustable drawstring hood — for crime.... just kidding - Seamless design — people will wonder how you even put it on. - 50/50 cotton-poly blend — softer than your neighbors bottom
Care Instructions:(assuming you know how to read) - Tumble dry medium – like a warm hug from your emotionally distant uncle. - Iron or steam: low heat – this ain’t a panini, calm down. - Do not dry clean – unless you want to fight me in the parking lot. - Machine wash cold – treat it like a hungover koala: gentle and cool. (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine, bleach only – unless you’re going for that “Oops I ruined it” aesthetic.
